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Left
to right, Steve Wilson, Barry Bertram, and Ray Larson. |
A small, but unique group of
Kentucky prosecutors have joined forces, put their heads together and
created "The Kentucky 'Bald
Guys' Caucus." Barry
Bertram, Ray Larson and Steve Wilson, the three founding members of the
Bald Guys Caucus, are bald and proud of it.
They intend to recruit other bald guys to their group. "As a
group, we want to increase our membership, then serve as
‘shining’ examples to
others," said Steve Wilson,
Commonwealth’s Attorney
from Bowling Green. "Right now you have the soccer-moms, the KEA, the
AFL-CIO, the Retail Merchants Association, the anti-death penalty bunch,
Right to Life and all of the others trying to influence public policy in
Kentucky. MOVE OVER, here come the bald guys."
"For too long baldness has been maligned," laughed Fayette
Commonwealth’s Attorney Ray
Larson. "But we know
better," he said, "and it’s high time that the rest of society
understand baldness for what it is."
According to Larson, "Being bald is a noble state, far
advanced beyond that of our hairy ancestors - in short, those
of us who are bald are, in fact, the cutting edge
of human evolution."
"We are everywhere. Just look around," said Barry
Bertram, Commonwealth’s
Attorney from Springfield." He added, "There are those bald guys
who say ‘if you don’t have it. . . flaunt it’; then there are the
bald guys who are in denial, (You know, the ones with the ‘comb-over -
turban look’); Then you have the ones who just don’t get it, (they’re
the ones who’s hair is thinning and well on the way to baldness, but
they just don’t notice). Yes, there are lots of us, and once we get
organized, we intend to be a force to be reckoned with."
Plans are being made to expand the membership of the Bald
Guys' Caucus. If you would like
to become a member, email www.LexingtonProsecutor.com.
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